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Chao Nursery
Your name
Your Chao's Name
Age:
What favorite fruit your chao likes (optional)
Which Character your chao likes
Good, Bad, Normal
What kind of chao is it (e.g NiGHTS, Sonickku)
And a description of what makes your chao very special
I yanked that template off a chao site on geocities, so for every chao i raise im hoping to fill it out. Currently the only one I have though is the Sonic Advance Pinball Party one.
GBA Chao Nursing Sessions
Session 1
The sonic pinball party and sonic advance dual pack lets you have two chao on the same system if you wanted Cool I guess But you have to go back to the select title screen every time you quit The rings did in fact carry over but my lives probably didn’t Time for my annual sonic advance revisit. Last time I played this game was before cohost shut down. Time flies… This is my current Chao in tiny Chao garden, I was initially just gonna mini game my way to getting a trumpet but I figured it would be a lot faster to just play advance which was true, I was pretty much at egg rocket in like an hour at best, I think? I love the art style, but I do not enjoy some parts of the game. Can’t even start with the special stages, I’m awful at all of them. Dimps and their insatiable fetish for invisible spikes and bottomless pits and screen crucnch hidden enemies they throw at you like a fastball to go “think fast chucklenuts” that only a god with Sonic’s reflexes could adapt to but I’m playing as Amy so I don’t have a spin jump do naturally I get HIT I was trying to do the play Sonic and tails input but I msssed it up so said “might as well play as Amy and see how far I get” which was to egg rocket, before all of those original problems took what little lives I had left I’m trying to raise a BABY. I am raising chao in sonic advance I played this like years ago with Amy and never learned she had a down b attack until watching someone on a playthrough Girl has the same amount of attacks and button inputs as a smash bros character Amy is a complicated character in the sonic fan hemisphere. Shes had to deal with being in the trenches of the pairing battles. She’s literally nice, sometimes in earlier games she was a little more headstrong and annoying. But she was also 12. She needs to get other personality traits aside from the tarot cards though. She should get her car from sonic R back. Anyways, I got off track. I have to retransfer a lot of saves to different devices because of storage problems beforehand so a lot of screenshots forward will be with the delta UI if I forget to crop. I will never forgive sega for slandering my main man knuckles into thinking he was lame and stupid Remaking sonic adventure would be the same amount of effort as making a new game Can you at least make a Chao garden though Sitting on money I think there’s a really funny factor in that Sonic as a franchise is about the environment and mankind’s potential to destroy it and how Sonic is the personification of nature and his good levels are free of bad influences but also how there’s an entire well known trope of levels dedicated to how much he loves gambling
The Sonic Forces Saga
Sonic... wars!
making a sonic forces OC throught the card maker when I have the game okay this is her, she used to be a chao gardener but when eggman's army destroyed her garden she got PISSED and went off to go blow up the army and get revenge for her chao babies Every Sonic Girl having to wear a shirt, even the OCs, reminds me of The short lived sally redesign where the first priority was like “put a shirt on that beast” I miss Archie, the freedom fighters should've had their forces adaption almost a decade ago Infinite is one of the sonic characters to exist because in universe he is the edgiest guy ever but then you go Into the shadow DLC and it’s revealed he’s lame as shit Bro got called weak once and started a war because shadow was mean to him Guy who attacks sonic for something shadow did okay, welcome back mephiles He is the aura farmer but everything learned about him puts him in the negatives because he barely uses the cool stuff and it’s especially more funny that sonic team refuses to put him into anything so it’s like “did he just die at the end of forces? Idk it was really unclear…” and then Sage stole his glitchy thing so bro has nothing Jackals aren’t even big they’re like fox sized and they make little peeping noises when they’re happy His howl would be a whining sound of a puppy like bro… Watching jackal documentaries and bro those are just weird ass dogs You could pick him up and hold him. Why he got those Bigass ears. Cute… He looks so cool… but he’s so lame… but he looks so cool… but his motivation is so stupid… He was flattened into a board!! And the crowd goes mild!
Sonic forces me to make an OC I like how Sonic wars works on my computer Normal or hard I think ALL games in full screen cause my laptop to die??? Ok. Guess I’m doing windowed Update your graphic drivers WASD You press the boost button and then you win There are just little alien fellas all over the place Green hill looks like sand hill rn I think infinite used to be some sort of experiment guy before they made him a regular guy in the lore and now there are mobian civilians I can’t get over how it’s a text wall to describe how egg man took over the world They had tie in comjcs Make your own oc I like how they have little abilities One of the rules was apparently they aren’t allowed to be cooler than Sonic Im my own Sonic OC now Who’s the closest I can make to a freedom fighter They enlisted charmy in the draft They gave a child a flamethrower powered by aliens It’s so crazy how it’s like stage 1: sonic is dead Stage 2: sonic is alive He’s been tortured for months but he’s okay!! The backgrounds of this game are incredible but you don’t actually get to interact with any of it When do I start getting my clothes Can I buy the fits The women are not allowed to be without clothes, Sally Acorn still haunts the franchise to this day To get better clothes you have to S rank levels Oh no I’ve only been getting As I like how when you open the game it’s called wars before switching to forces War. You are not getting those S ranks bro Yes I can When your custom character is in a cutscene the game Literally every YouTuber ever made an OC with the bigass eyes The sheer fact that the achievements only have 89% of people with the avatar achievement meant there was a percent drop even in the start
Sonic the hedgehog will have the ultimate image to go “dudes rock” I’m so glad Sonic can be cool in public eye Memory hole hyper sonic from ever happening again It didn’t happen It wasn’t canon Forget that shit happened
Proto man escaping with mega man from cap comes basement
Enter my world of fun and fantasy racing
Ok
$90
Can you not
Am I just naming every single relevant franchise page into its own thing
I guess
Why is it always zavok with zazz getting into spinoffs
1. Sega is just that willing to keep lost world relevant
2. Marketability— like who remembers the other guys like green chick, Emo, sandwich guy or the old man on hand when they’re all stereotypes at least Zazz being a cackling maniac adds something even if he’s also just a stereotype— and like zazz keeps showing up in other spinoffs like sonic dash with his moon thing so he is marginally more recognizable
3. Pretty sure some of the VAs do other guys so it’s easier to have em in the studio
4. Completely crack reason but they’re like bros with benefits*
*entirely based upon a twitter post I saw once with zavok and zazz terrorizing the Olympics
The fact they keep showing up has given me Togore syndrome where I’m endeared to them despite them just being lame as shit but also there’s the funny factor of “there are some evil ass demons that tried to suck the entire planet to death with the sinister device but were just gonna let em hang out” hire a goddamn exorcist
Nail freak, crazy ass, the fighter
Hungry guy, old man, emo
Their weakness is the conch from SpongeBob
I’m looking at their wiki pages what do you mean Joji Nakata voices Zavok in Japan
What do you mean someone new voices Zazz now
Infinite not being allowed into spinoffs is also funny like bro got turned into a board someone at sega didn’t want the edgy guy who got beat by shadow to have any relevance aside from being a meme
Mephiles 2
Zavok and Jiren having the same voice actor is funny as shit but man I miss some of the other roles
I hate zavok having an underbite mouth and a regular mouth
Don’t show me that
Sonic VAs have always been like in everything like do you know how many random fire emblem heroes units I’ve seen that have once been Sonic VAs
Seeing one of the 4kids VAs as the evil priestess lady from one of the fe1 remakes was uh. Something else.
I think she was in food fantasy once too.
They’re calling her Sage the AI her name is Sage Robotnik
Tails the fox levels of making me mad his name is MILES TAILS PROWER
Showing images of segagaga to an average person to cause them distress
Deserved after they put the foul image of zavok in a maid dress into my mind
literally that conversation swerved
The rival interactions really out here with “bruh why’d they let you in a car”
Bro can’t drive, he’s 16!
Are you a child?!
Tbh last game they let some chao drive and this game cream can drive a monster truck
mobius dgaf
Sonic is just permanently tied to paramount now I guess
can they throw in a transformer
like just throw in optimus prime as the vehicle
The Arcana is the means by all which is revealed. One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goal. You remember that Atlus is a subsidiary of Sega.
More than annoyed/Sad. More than sad/Unhappy. More than unhappy/Suffering. More than suffering/Abandoned. More than abandoned/Alone in the world. Worse than alone / Exiled. Worse than exiled / Dead. Worse than dead / Forgotten. Le CalmantKnow it in your hearts to be true... they are never gonna rerelease p1 or p2...
Persona 4 rewind/revined/rerun/revival/remote lowkey getting dropped in the SGF because Yuri Lowenthal was like “they didn’t invite me back to voice yosuke even though I begged a little” and then everyone going WHAT while the other VAs also said “we didn’t get called back either” is mad funny. I hope everyone still on social media is prepared for the trenches persona 4 rewind will inevitably bring back to the forefront Every single time a persona character sees the systemic abuse presented by cops and then their character arc still concludes with them training to become a cop an angel plummets to hell. I relate to Inaba because I too live in the middle of nowhere and have to leave if I want to do anything remotely interesting I'm hoping they maintain a balance between the OG's fog graphics and having nothing to do but they might more additional fun stuff to do like they did in golden which might defeat the point that everyone is bored as hell