Digital Stories
What the hell am I doing with this page. Telling you my notes on scary stories.
Something Scary
Boooo! Got you!Dreams of Selph
Into horror stories Scared of horror stories The conondrum of a century Selph Section Learned about the scrapped nights boss known as self and like imagining Izuka going “Why do you know of Selph” sounds like herobrine levels of a fake story but no it was real herobrine who just wants to show everyone his obsidian collection for some reason He broke into English. Mirror staffs and doppelgängers It was actually wizeman’s finger The middle one? Nightmares and circuses The fans know? It was just an idea Selph or Self…? Maybe I should Play that copy of nights into dreams I got on steam that is delisted now (check if I can still even play that) have you dreamed of this clown? Lost media (video game!) vs lost media (oh that’s a dead person.) I do not like the latter. That scary ass dolphin music We are getting an Ecco sequel in the year 2025 announcement Same with bubsy 4d But why How if I died and my soul was tortureed to eternity and the mf started fortnite dancing on me i'd be so mad Outcome memories is that serious Local fan horrified to discover self made Pokemon horror project is just Sonic.exe again He (ketsuban) has like multiple clones like the guardians im so cooked I didn’t do it on purpose literally like abandonware was soundwave and ketsuban and wisteria were like rumble and frenzy and then the weirdos started multiplying like pikaclones Like the thought process went --> Selph is cool, I don't have any OC representing the lame "it was all a dream theory that plagues multiple franchises" and then next thing I know I had a clown trick played on me I think ketsuban would be considered a small fry and not even worth being bothered by the stronger pasta guys because he’s literally just like a little pest who occasionally does his job of guiding people out of unused hell but he also had the chance of bringing people to become victims to other guys or in his unused playground If he get's annoyed with you he could just go like: That’s it You’re going to the unused pre-rendered background dimension What the fuck Nooooooo That’s it You’re going to the Pepsi room Warning: evil scary sonic guy The fact that Mr. Exe’s birthday is July 24th is like an evil bootleg version of actual Sonic’s bday which is July 23rd but no one is going to source that Vtuber sonic exe that runs around doing collabs with other tubers and stealing their souls to trap them in kocos An exe that’s hoarding a bunch of unused concepts and oft forgotten sega trivia and obscure sonic characters in an attempt to make him stand out from the big shots and it’s just Spamton, I just made Spamton an exe Vtuber Sonic exe that pulls from various sonic gijinkas and actual sega collab characters who have dressed like sonic I wish I could draw Please don’t pour champagne next to your expensive podcast equipment Trying to spill blood with the castlevania dracula esque aesthetic but they spill it and are a loser and their creator refuses to acknowledge them “What a horrible night to have a curse” “The morning sun has vanished the horrible night” Sonic.exe funniest creepypasta revision of “what if he was old and ugly and aged like shit” so there’s two paths for him that are “ugly ass grandpa” or “freaky sonic” in the meme sphere Damnnnnn! And then I get zapped into a flicky Waiter! Waiter! Give me more exes! Bro is not paying child support. Super Sonic from Fleetway Sonic the comic, otherwise known simply as Fleetway, is furthest from the exes in terms of lore and origin but they still let him hang out at the family barbecue because he’s that cool Guy from Britain Can we get people to read the comic so we can talk about Tekno, do you guys know about Tekno and her robot squirrel partner and the most swag Amy who has a crossbow Do you know about the time tails got sent to medieval times and was prophesies to be the chosen one because he got sent to hell while Sonic was being rude to him Do you guys even know that super sonic had an entire arc of being found by some coworkers and one of them was a magic black cat and he was just wandering around and super cute and innocent but still could crash out at any given moment and he sacrificed his sanity to destroy Chaos He imagined picking up the moon to throw it onto earth but it was an illusion spell Sonic and the hidden palace are just the tip of the iceberg to his unused content rabbit hole including an entire lost build of 06 coronation day isn't on the iceberg can you tell i made it earlier before i started looking into other things for my own amusement I want to use as many characters who are also in the public domain in this free for all "Anything supernatural can be considered occult. And Pokémon are certainly fantastic beings. Ergo, Pokémon are part of the occult!" Some of the dialogue in ZA is thoroughly unhinged.Random Discarded Journal
My favorite internet hobby things to watch all have terminology that only makes sense in their specific circles and otherwise sounds like insane nonsense abbreviations to anyone outside the loop (speedrunning, fighting games, glitch hunting, and mmo raids.) The concept of "oh nooo the monster is real and I fall to madness auggghh" versus "oh noo the monster is real and he's beating the shit out of me" is the balance I'm trying to get but at this rate I'm pretty much making up creepypasta stand battles but failing because the entire foundation of this story idea is a fighting game roster for creepypastas so the fighting will inevitably happen isn't that just dead by daylight i guess?! And outcome memories since the sonic brainworm has settled in I’m remembering a video I saw where one of the Sonics was just grunting on the Mike like brother your microphone is not good the comments are calling you a caveman learning how to speak Is there much of an overlap between like traditional horror and what I’m calling for a lack of better words… digital horror? What about gothic occult horror. Where does that fit. What I am thinking about, and probably should watch, is yugioh. Non humans trying their best to become human or just messing around and barely contributing to the plot Average B side subplot is just the scary creepypastas in question goofing around like that skit with sonic (real) at the gas station with tails doll Unc playing mini golf Evil haunted grocery store just casually having a white woman, a little cartoon fella, and sonic walking through it Yeah imagine if the evil ghost tried to jumpscare an entity only to get jumpscared BACK it’s literally just the noise chase sequence from boss 4 of pizza tower where if the guy living in the area starts something they get yelled at by a stronger creepypasta fella Who’s the white woman on the rumors page Okay so in MapleStory there used to be a creepypasta character called the white lady and she might’ve been a murdered person her name was Muriel and she was a GM idk it’s been years since I’ve seen the story and she used to be a boss fight on a private server and I used to be a little wee MapleStory addict and completely horrified to even set foot in perion and would dodge it because I thought she’d think my vibes are rancid and instantly ban me from playing. Just me. Idk. I used to have nightmares about this alongside the other horror guys like Mr.X himself and the resident evils and Frederick. Minecraft arg parodies alongside the doors mod would also be somewhere in there. That fucking coke commercial with Fredrick and dancing m3gan and chucky stealing the Fanta is what the inside of my brain has in a corner The concept is mad funny because now my brain goes “oh hi Freddy.” What is this. Who is this Who is wheat griffin He’s kind of incredible Korean MapleStory meme creations are on a whole different level I don’t even need to know the language to understand Wow what a tragic story of the human who died of overwork still losing it even in their reincarnated world because of the greedy practices Nexon cash shop is the root of all evil Hit the rollback! TOBEN They translate English memes to Korean Some guy who liked Inuyasha looking at what I’m doing with his MapleStory OC in part i think game creepypasta guys would be sneaking around in unused development areas It’s definitely like one game that had something go weird in its development that sets you onto a rabbit hole for discovering games that have entire unused chunks— for me, it probably started with the Kirby GCN game, like, the holy grail of an incomplete Kirby game that people still manage to find new stuff about because HAL keeps internally referencing it in little ways. Another big one is probably resident evil 4 because a lot of its concepts got split up into other games during that time frame— DMC, Haunting Ground, but even earlier than that would’ve been early RE 2. Can’t forget about Nintendo games that were heavily altered like rare with conker’s 12 tales or rayman 4 turning into the rabbids. Or like actual in game loading glitches like halo ghost soldiers or stuff intentionally put in the game to make speculation like the Mario Galaxy weird ghost people or the game boy camera “what are you running from?” I feel myself about to be clowned on with the SpongeBob rollercoaster meme since those are the games I’m using, really? They’re common enough examples. Speaking of games... Weakest turbo soldier is about to say something Cool how my brain can just be like “nah man time to think about a Disney villain who had like 3 min. Of appearance time as himself and has the personality of a grub” and I’ll be like “woo! Grub!” Yeah he’s a bug, yeah he’s a ghost haunting the narrative, yeah he’s like a quintessential Disney villain who basically locked a girl in a magic tower except it’s video games (he did not do that, he let her roam the wilds and occasionally be attacked by a pack of feral children), yeah he turned into a dragon except as some creature , and yet remnants of the discarded self still remain within the true self but he’s been living a lie for so long it’s hard to tell who the true self even is. If he doesn’t sleep in his car like the sonic racecar bed what’s the goddamn point. Vanellope literally doesn’t even know who turbo is and she was like “who are YOU” because as far as she knew she never thought King Candy would go as far as to try beating her to death and also they had to limit their footage interactions because in the og draft Vanellope immediately figured out that dude wasn’t actually the king of sugar rush. But then I think about wreck it Ralph 2 and I go “man (horse.)” I will never hate Vanellope from 1 because 1 was a good movie, I might’ve thought her actions were questionable in 2 but that whole movie felt questionable like a sequel made solely to make money. Lowkey made me so mad they made Ralph stupid in the movie and ruined his character development. Movie so ass people pretend the only movie that came out was the first. I think if litwak installed the internet earlier turbo would’ve been on his computer and never leave and bother him and litwak would be like “what is that thing. Ew.” Turbo would be a shitty virus bonzai buddy esque thing that would cling to the first person who gave him a shred of decent attention. KinitoPet. I’m thinking of KinitoPet. It’s not that deep. He has a shred of depth in the movie and I’m here like “actually being a self aware character created for entertainment that is a bottomless pit for attention even if it comes from an entire brainwashed kingdom that he stole or doing murder” is depth. It’s evil depth. It’s literally that one sailor moon villain. Going to video game therapy would Not have solved his problems, he would’ve weaponized therapy speak. What a freak. Can I get anyone else in here as a character flavor of the season or is it literally just this guy. I kinda wish that he got into kingdom hearts aside from just being in KHUX but it is a bit funny he was like "I'm the final boss!" and since the game shut down HE WASI think though the power of imagination is driving me because I can just imagine in my brain the scary guy being fought by my latest interests Vs battle wiki don’t fail me now Would exe clear or would it be Optimus prime Optimus would run him over Do you guys remember the gun truck Ohhh yeah Sonic exe is Really enthusiastic about his game development and wants you to playtest it but he’s ass at level design I’m so deadass what if Sonic.exe was a labubu I would point and laugh ngl You gotta be quiet is any of this like readable or written down no (heart emoji) its just vibing i'm just vibing
Can't do shit in creepypasta world
Welcome to creepypasta world where the rules are scary and the monsters are arbritrary But the real monsters are the humans Man, remember that time Scooby doo had like, lore? I feel like there were a lot of cartoons in that time frame that had deep buildup. I believe I am thinking about gravity falls. Yeah. MapleStory animation channel Look inside Most popular thing is Sonic.exe related Hop on retribution It’s the best azali music album showcase we’ve got Kefkalaugh.mp3 Backseating exe has kept popping up in my mind sonic.exe but instead of being god like he's just a nuisance has just become my default vision of him Exe and his variants but his ankles keep getting broken in Roblox fangames by extremely cracked 14 year olds like the Ao Oni video by coryxkenshin from years ago Squato! They’ve got the calamity bells in the Eggman solo theme Sonic.exe Sonic.exe if people remembered tails has an orbital laser, a giant mecha in his cyclone, a gun license, remote mines, and napalm bombs at his disposal Sonic.exe if they let knuckles lock in and stop being a fraud Sonic.exe if they remembered Eggman, the larger man, can simply punch the shit out of sonic and he has canonically thrown hands with those mobians and pulled out a gun on them and also OUTRUNS sonic I mean the whole thing in one of the lores is the demon trapping souls in sonic vessels because he’d get clapped by the actual Sonic characters The OG story and creator are both abysmal dogshit compared to all the things that came out after it Exe when Shadow just pulls out the gun and uses his doom powers and unloads the clip Watching the devs playing their game and instantly recognizing the adachi lines they’re using as placeholders for Fleetway (my brain is cooked) I mean they could’ve been using Hollow Ichigo too It was Adachi because those lines were clean ripped from P4 and Ultimax. I could recognize JYB because I have terminal VA studio disease. “I’m accessing the tarot cards now” this line will be in persona 6 You must advance Sonic. Fly high, Sonic! True that. Me watching that Fleetway fly through the damn map like a honey badger and obliterate the entire party: I mean, lore accurate, but they’re gonna need to nerf him so many times if they want the game to be fair It’s so funny how that’s just his name now because that’s just the name of the publisher comic Imagine if there was an evil super sonic in Archie comics and they just called him Archie and that was just his name forever The strongest faker in history vs the strongest faker of today Put in scourge as an executioner Give Amy her goth costume from Runners Official sonic artists creating the hardest art and costumes (they will be mobile game slop) Trying to come up with all the ideas in mind where I just throw cool shit that I’ve seen in other media into a blender where I go “yeah there’s demon hunters there’s shrine maidens there’s cool church fighting vampires” but then my brain also goes “The demon hunters will need to fill out their tax returns and the church and shrines have zero budget” because I believe coolness can be stopped by making them as lame as possible. Slenderman mansion was basically the smash mansion but for Creepypastas. Collect my pages Don’t fuckign READ THEM There should be more evil villain crossover councils like how maleficent had one for Disney villains in KH1 before KH became the xehanort show It’s called the creepypasta league because we’re playing baseball The concept of either every pasta guy has beef with others for encroaching on their territory and doomed souls or they’d all team up to jump one guy is literally just the decepticons in G1 It would suck to live in fnf world because you’d be grocery something and have to deal with like, bf rap battling to haggle prices because he had no money and then the groecey store would explode and the grocery store guy would have a rage form and I’d be in line like “do I want Pokémon cards today or should I save my money to buy grocery lunch” “Minion or da bob for today” wearing a t shirt before my head gets exploded by a villain of the week (spot theme plays) or I got stomped on like a goomba because uh oh, evil Mario just manifested into the plane of reality and I just stood there watching It’s okay though, I’d respawn. I swear that some FNF devs are just mad cracked and could’ve become legit music industry producers and instead are flaunting their powers making and programming things for a rhythm game about a 7 foot tall adhd college dropout named Kevin* *his name is like Keith or something, who cares I like beta content that’s left in the games because it’s interesting to imagine it’s in game applications. Debug rooms fit this too. What’s it like to not exist? What’s it like to not be seen behind the screen? Can you trust your memories are real and not just cobbled experiences from what others have said and done and told you? It’s a little bit of “you werent supposed to see this.” Koizumi Yes. We ran it that way, but when we made the landforms, because of hardware limitations we had a choice between cutting Luigi or making more elaborate landforms. Then, in tears, we had to ask Luigi to leave. Sort of like B33133 being like a video game envisionment of the concept of like a personal based reality created from cobbled dreams and cut content taking on a quality of the uncanny valley. Remember when Waluigi in SM64DS was all the rumor rage Pretty sure I got a screamer video multiple times Envisioning the concept of video game heaven ever since that animal crossing video with the church and the gyroid face Valle Verde also hits the surreal dream quality but then there’s also the religious trauma Note: I have not watched a single YouTube analog horror in the veins of things that aren’t in the video game sphere and even then I don’t have many examples because I’m a wimp about horror. This makes it a bit difficult to have a continued interest in it. come on gang let's go to nirvana (the band) what the hell is a banban some sort of secret internet I have no idea aboutTurbotastic!
We’re down to two cars now! Like a man possessed, he’s murdered every other racer and seems to be zeroing in on first place! Sorry FRIEND but you’re not allowed on creepypasta council This is bullshit you guys let turbo in The Nintendo only to Disney adult pipeline didn’t get me because I got annoying about anime instead Turbo would be classified more of a tumblr sexy man if he didn’t come out in the same year as the onceler, the premiere sexy man I could be wrong I’m sure there’s 20 billion ask blogs that died in between the decade since the movie’s release Turbo led to tumblr people finding out about candle cove and the “turbo is an in universe creepypasta” comment got proposed twice notes wise within different decades Sonic.exe onceler and turbo were all within the same two year span of each other and only now are the wires crossing in my brain a whole decade later The sheer insanity of onceler was only reflected with a similar level when they did the same thing with sans where like it was a popular character that overtook the rest of the series with AU variants that people than begun shipping with each other instead of the other characters Onceler is like the sexy man equivalent of Sunday Silence in which the archetypes of being a lanky skinny white guy can all be traced back to him like horse pedigrees but Turbo is also an ancestor for the digital haunting creepypasta like beings archetype which might just be spamton core Jesse what the fuck are you talking about I was on tumblr, I was a whole child, I found danganronpa and onceler and I gravitated towards Junko at the tender age of under 13 and since the blood was pink it legit didn’t register in my brain as a scary thing Me in 2012 dodging the homestuck bullet somehow on tumblr Wait a goddamn, that’s because I was into sprite comics instead lmao Making a website rocks because no one can tell you how to make a website so you can do whatever you want and it’s my page and I’m gonna post a billion screenshots of a Disney villain Tumblr as an internet history person is like one of the most useful systems for post preservation and I think it’s sheerlt by accident by how the reblog system effectively keeps posts in circulation even if the account deactivates so as long as you can find the post and follow a reblog chain you can keep a post around forever It’s also a monument to the power of fanart because you will see artists lock in and create the most historically rendered roche styled paintings for some silver fox balding old guy who’s described as the mad hatter if he was Tony soprano and is also the arcade equivalent of Lucifer and Icarus Actually he was voted in as the WORST tumblr sexyman “This guy sucks” everyone says collectively “We love him because he sucks” says everyone collectively alright back to turbo come here, i need to inspect you. Like a bug. For a guy who inspired such a long video actually watching him in the movie he is more of a guy in motion, I had to like, digest. Most people either go Kick buttowski or point out the gray skin, Homestuckian in nature. I don’t care how many people they send I’m not reading it Memory leakage doesn’t exist in this lore hopefully with the arcade machines being plugged in daily bro's game wasn't reset so his memories weren't because the arcade ran 24/7 so he had the memories of getting ignored by the shinier new game for years and just lost it his racing taunt of have some candy matches the same as turbotastic his award losing smile There’s no collaboration in racing games, the goal is always to be number 1 Bro had to crawl out of his burning car to the bowels of the arcade and probably scribbled the Konami code down and learned how to do coding all by himself Turbo was one of the oldest games and watched other games get swapped out and road blasters was a newer and shinier racing game so his unplugging was an inevitability, why not do it himself versus waiting for the end Turbo would see super hang on and be filled with rage I’m of the sincere conclusion that he might’ve had an emotional breakdown Like I doubt it was openly premeditated since it was during opening hours and kids were actively leaving him in the middle of play sessions and he Drove there in his car and that is a recurring thing when he instinctively t-boned Vanellope's car when he saw her racing What’s up with this guy particularly going to crash people throwing himself into the line of fire through T boning their cars with zero regards to his survival Instinct to kill over takes him What was his gameplay even like, he’s just the donut guy Road blasters like the actual arcade game is also about crashing into things so turbo specifically aimed to get the game killed because of course the player would interact with him since he’s a new weird entity i'm going to moogle it. Turbo’s game is based on rally X and in that game (quoted from Wikipedia) “ Players drive a blue Formula One race car through a multidirectional scrolling maze to collect yellow flags. Boulders block some paths and must be avoided. Red enemy cars pursue the player in an attempt to collide with them. Red cars can be temporarily stunned by laying down smoke screens at the cost of fuel.” Holy shit It’s literally hardcoded into him TO ATTACK All turbo cabinets are inherently infused with the anger of some guy pissed off that Rally X didn’t get as popular as Pac-Man which means they ALL have the issue of being nearly impossible to keep in an arcade without murder coming out And also when I was into transformers and briefly got into F1 racing before getting sucked into horse girls I learned that racers inherently get pissed off and when I used to play Mario kart I would also get mad as hell so I think racing games inherently get people mad as fuck Mario in platformers versus Mario in sports games where he’s PISSED They took down turbo’s portrait in Tappers if he ever had one, The ghost inside the machine haunting the narrative The existential crisis of being a player character vs an NPC “Damn, you’re telling me I exist only as an avatar and tool for someone else’s will and I have no actual choices or agency? That’s kind of messed up.” Or “Hell yeah, I don’t have free will!” The difference between turbo vs the twin NPCs I like how entirely independent of the month prior I was like “vanellope and Ketsuban would be friends because they are both glitches” and only now did I find the 2 hour long king turbo hyper fixation essay (and realized it was by the same person who made the Rio hyper fixation essay video which I saw first ) and I forgot about how fucking ugly turbo was younger me HATED his ass. Rewatching the movie was quite the trip to recall this and also like, the secondhand emotion from some scenes (Ralph being a fail guy, the manipulation scene). He learned how to screw with the fabric of reality by learning how to code and used it to beef with a child Bro had beef with a 9 year old for 15 years and the 9 year old won Turbo would probably not have even been that notable if his entire evil plan after getting his competition killed didn’t revolve around psychologically torturing a 9 year old and then being like “let’s watch her die together” when Ralph Ralphed his way in and basically unraveled his entire gig as king candy in a day Can you imagine being vanellope where this king who has been ruining your life for years is actually like the notorious murderer and he has blood on his hands and psychologically manipulated everyone who was supposed to care about you into hating you and he was just a guy full of cheer and bubbles while doing so Like how old is bro anyways The egocentricness in the backstory points to either a wild adult or just some teenager who then became godlike but the problem is he has an 8 bit face only a mother or small child could love and zero sense of morality because he came from the 8 bit era where the stories weren’t as complex and his only other characters were his competition with a lack of a plot aside from racing and winning Nah he uses Watashi in the Japanese dub he’s old man coded FR I look up his VA He voices mostly old men Okay. Also in Japan they just outright call the movie Sugar Rush since that’s easier to market Doofy cartoon things could happen. He would float in the air when he smells a pie. He’s got kettle corn to cheer him on because he’s salty His candy cane was his car’s shift stick His walk cycle does 360s like car tires You know if he called himself king candy cane I think no one would’ve batted an eye He had 15 feral children in the sugar rush racers and told them to ostracize one of their peers and larped as his sugar rush OC for nearly 2 decades Anyways saw another tumblr post which got me thinking and apparently in king candy’s massive code box there’s two icons of turbo which they thought implied he shoved his racer NPCs into his inventory Carrying them like a kangaroo jockey In Japan instead of being called king candy he’s great king candy because they use daio (like king dedede in the Kirby anime) He’s like a manic pixie dream Octogenarian I’m Learning new words by the daily It’s shown as ego based on the backstory but Felix is so busy being the nice guy that it might’ve been insecurity based on the fact that turbo was willing to get himself killed for the attention like ??? “ If there’s anything I can’t stand it’s things out of my control!” And he spent the entire game making things integral to him In universe king candy is like a whole creepypasta experience though becuase he’s either a collective hallucination to the one arcade or like an unused character that was just inexplicably in an arcade game despite being scrapped and like either turbo used mod powers to make a character up or he stole the body of an unused character and collectively gaslit a ton of people for the plus decades since his elaborate crash out that got two games killed and king candy was full of whimsy and joy and giggles while meanwhile turbo is a wretched NASTY FREAK and they’re just the same guy You think he ever thinks about the twins being pulled with his stunt or is it like an ego thing or some sort of downwards spiral to get a permanent game over because he was going to be replaced in the player’s minds and as a game he only wants to be played and win and race because of his programming Did he feel remorse? Probably not. I don’t think the creators will ever answer anything about Turbo and that’s probably for the best. Turbo should be the shortest compared to his co-racers which is why he likes the podium He wants to be tall He snores and sleeps in a race car bed surrounded by motor oil and car parts and tires When he becomes king candy it’s nearly the same setup I think his glowing yellow eyes should be like car headlights and they are high beams He will be reincarnated as a worm and be able to turn into a bug at will He should be a marketable plushie that you squeeze and it makes a squeaky noise like the caterpillar moth These Games We Played, Please Say You're Staying, So We Can Keep, Having FUN. Just This ONCE I Implore you, Say If I Bore You, I'll Find What Can Be Done, JUST. THIS. ONCE. Me watching a 2 hour Disney villain video and coming with the conclusion that this guy is ND Turbo was once their neighbor and nobody tried reaching out to him even ONCE in the Felix cabinet Considering that it’s 30 years ago who knows how much the story has been changed and warped and it’s not like Felix is the most reliable narrator either because he was coddled by the nicelanders but never saw it from Ralph’s shoes until the movies events grown man and neighbors with felix huh i mean it's not like they have an age in universe and they're stuck at their specific age for however long the arcade runs The story changed by whispers and heresay and generally the rule of “follow your code, be satisfied with how you are, don’t go turbo.” And it’s haunted this singular arcade and you could go to a neighborhood arcade and they wouldn’t have turbo’s story Sugar rush also wasn’t instantly installed so bro was living in the station somewhere listening to them slander him for years or just kept hopping into other racing games The road blasters incident of 1987 The bite of 87 Considering there’s some sort of caste system in the arcade where there are support groups based on the roles played where good guys are assumed good and bad guys are always assumed to be malicious despite them being actors it was only a matter of time before someone like turbo existed because like he only had competition and no time to relax in between sessions if he WAS once a popular game but he was described as being an attention seeking jerk so i guess everyone was sitting around waiting for him to explode Turbo canonically walks into houses with his dirty ass shoes Described as Ralph at his worst wanting connection friends and attention and more or less turbo manipulated his way into getting his adoration He revels in the attention and chaos so in a way the video making him relevant again is what he wouldve wanted Concept art reveals him to be a guy who would skitter. Fucking scampering. He has 3 strands of hair. Everyone ignored that. concept art turbo is the horrifying scuttling thing (adoration) Bro scurries and scoots and frolics as Candy and it’s like you have to recall that it’s turbo doing those little goofy things so either he got really into it or he was just like that personality wise but never got to show it The devs being like “we have to make him ugly and yucky” and the concept art just shows a critter. He looks like a thing you’d chase with a broom eating crumbs. The internet really gave that man a face lift and a full head of hair sometimes anyways, the human spirit is infallible. he looks like a creature you'd fight for scraps of pizza the size of a small animal He drinks gas, you look into his soul and it’s full of eaten tires and motor oil and candy and indescribable rage and spite He looks like a smiling friends background character who would die horribly He calls Ralph a Halitosis ridden warthog (note that in KHUX the dialogue is altered to just call him an obese warthog) Meaning: Bad breath Turbo: Has yellow teeth Dude. Bro either has an incredible teeth routine or smokes like crazy or both or he’s self conscious to his looks of his 8 bit self bad anon is in the pac man pen because that's where the villains respawn and clyde is in charge because he's the only one that avoids pac man turbo properly rendering himself by making himself into the joyful king candy which is such a large contrast from like the way he's treated in story as a secret terror to the point people headcanon "i think king candy was vanellope's dad/a supportive NPC and turbo murdered him and stole his body and wore it or merged their codes together” or something along the lines of just being a horrid little thief And they were in the OG drafts originally two entirely separate characters, king Candy was even going to be redeemed, but the writers outright stuck the two roles together because the narrative made more sense like that Stealing a body would be within his characteristics but it’s also kind of equally valid to imagine that he single-handedly made that disguise in code and went like “hmm, yes, I do need the jester shoes!” They jingle during his walk cycle. Gap moe old man. What do you mean he’s wanted on accounts of murder. I’m still thinking about this if the render was overlaid on turbo that means the helmet is on top of king candy’s head like his skull What the hell You hit him on the head and it’s hard and makes a clang sound Lines of pasta code and fundamentally bloating and possibly making the game laggy as hell when he was plugged into sugar rush He even stole her lemotif Ralph really had taught Vanellope to drive and turbo manipulated him to break her cart in a sorrowing scene That scene had more emotion than the entirety of the sequel Turbo could’ve literally died during any time doing the races in sugar rush and bro was doing it for the love of the game Future edit: According to the rules of WIR 2 in regards to being reprogrammed into another game to respawn fine in it, he would’ve been alright but it’s far funnier to imagine him fighting for his life every time he raced It was a retcon that weakens the first movie but no one acknowledges 2 except to say it sucks so I simply will not think about it He lived, he served, he died. Turbo-trocious “Never forget where you’re going in life. Second place.”- One of those sugar rush racers idk Her name was Taffyta Muttonfudge!! The way he says turbotastic at the end like “okay we see the fit” Have some candy is the same amount of syllables. Apparently this final boss form would’ve been turbo, but since the audience was so attached to king Candy, they just stuck to him. Why did he make that Waahaugh sound Trying to avoid his catchphrase there was apparently a sugar rush game and a turbo time game that existed IRL to promote the game in an app and it's lost media now turbo real. Box art turbo was a cute little guy and apparently he was in the app but if you lost you’d get sprite turbo just glaring at you for losing Turbo would have the freedom lemotif The bell tolls of death I mean I think the wide juxtaposition of personality is also within like the story proper where it’s like turbo is the taboo, the herald of death, he has a funeral bell toll and he was like translucent and pale like a ghost in his reveal and generally for 3 minutes as himself he was basically a living ghost. Turbo in concept art: Heeheehooheehee A mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale Why does he have a retractable candy neck Don’t do that Average Kirby final boss and level of escalation if we’re being honest Sectonia coded. Dark Matter Coded since he’s a parasite How many Kirby final bosses revolve around identity theft anyways A lot He even has an orb attack Now I’m just imagining king candy getting run over by a truck like what happens in forgotten land Vanellope is driving the truck Dedede wreck it Ralph swap story Did he rewrite his entire personality to fit in, was it a gradual slope from bratty jackass winner to murderer, no answers and guy only has 3 min of footage as himself. King Candy would sleep in his race car with a nightgown and carry a candle and be like whooo goes there so do I have to assume turbo would do that too since they’re the same guy Also he makes eye contact to the screen multiple times in frame and the only proof I have is like found footage almost The fear of irrelevancy (rational) vs the need to kill (irrational) I think being a game character in that universe and choosing to kill your rivals is some existential shit Does anyone remember Giffany. Dude if there was a DOOM at the cabinet we'd have a far shorter story Segwaying into more haunted arcade game stories I guess “do not write in the history books what is not confirmed as real“ “Last Modification of this game: 2/6/2000 10:23:41 AM Reason for modification: New addition - anyone heard of this game?” One time my dad did show me evil Otto and I was scared only to see he was a little smiling guy Polybius existing in the ralph universe and turbo's tendency to hook himself into games that would garner more attention than him would Literally create an SCP I heart gambling rings Men in black for illegal gambling rings Frankensteined bootleg ahhh polybius polyamorous not what it’s. called? What other notable arcade games Sinistar is here and he’s challenging you! The one with the little drum guy that sans collabed in Pop n Music More fighting games Tekken Galaga What if Litwik’s arcade had marketable plushies and there was a king candy plushie that he commissioned somehow As a Sonic person I have to point out that they used Sonic the fighters as the cabinet but they have modern Sonic instead for the PSAs and Eggman at bad anon when they could’ve used the arcade cabinets for Sonic all stars racing since those were real and it wouldn’t be that weird but this was in the era of Sega making classic and Modern into two different characters so Nevermind Wait is that why Ralph showed in all stars racing as DLC kris and susie have been going turbo for jokes Every new image I find of him is more gremlin than the last He can FLY with the bow tie He says glitch like it’s a slur Nah man why’s the whimsy and wonder also gotta be the arcade equivalent of the forbidden one He’s got all 7 sins It’s interesting to compare the core four because like, some game characters have backstories to justify their actions and internal to external experience and some don’t and have their own definitions of their identity so everyone has like a parallel on each other that you’d think it’s just 1 to 1 Ralph and Vanellope to turbo but you can throw in Felix and Calhoun in there too and yeah, it’s a good movie antagonist You know when RBTI trailers started coming out I had like, zero interest whatsoever Did you know the Disney princess website the movie advertised doesn’t even exist anymore, it shut down Ralph and Vanellope go to club penguin island or whatever Disney: it’s my IP to sit on and let rot We could’ve referenced so many other arcade games if wreck it Ralph Came as a tv series instead of getting a direct to dvd sequel Randomalistic summoning 1 billion people to hyper focus on turbo for the resurgence of the WIR fandom after RBTI farted on it They should’ve had two things for WiFi Ralph More screen time for Felix and Calhoun Occasional glimpse of what appeared to be turbo in a dogcone of shame shaped like his little doily collar, zero elaboration, never even mentioned in the movie by name, just in the corner The sugar rush racers occasionally glance at turbo in the cone No words are exchanged Sonic should’ve been there like in the OG drafts Like it’s too isolated of a movie to just have the two characters especially if they’re gonna split up in the end and Sonic would’ve handled the plot because if anyone makes sense to be a massive money making meme it would be Sonic Then it wouldn’t be a wreck it Ralph movie if the cameo character is plot important, it would be a Sonic movie I would be okay with that. (Sonic fan) Turbo is a Sonic coded villain he’d be in Archie. Moving on. Ralph breaks the internet shouldve been Ralph traveling forums and he ends up on some crusty ass forum like NeoGAF (which is still around btw) and they’re talking about turbo and in a nostalgia sense and learned that turbo time got sent to mobile game hell I mean Ralph and the internet wasn’t as much of a video game homage celebration as much as it is Disney flaunting how much of a monopoly it has which is a bit lame and I’m glad it lost to spiderverse The real internet breaking would’ve been Ralph finding other copies of himself and various other games and fighting like, bad emulation ports and shit and weird game mods and speedrunners and streamers and voice chat and creepypastas and other things instead of memes and insecurity viruses and “look at all these webbed sites” Fighting games a plenty Throw in an SNK boss reference I feel like the movie I want would’ve required a lot more people with the game knowledge I don’t think Disney necessarily had in full for later decades They bring in another turbo cabinet and this one isn’t evil and they spend the whole movie thinking he’ll become evil but he’s just genuinenly nice despite looking like a ghoul Or like some king of sequel Why wasn't it called "WRECKS the internet" what if turbo escapes somehow by respawning and the arcade votes for mass execution but there's a stack overflow on the type of execution so next thing they know one of them is "slow and punishing community service" That’s why he’s in the cone. oh yeah, what if there were turbo backups on the internet all as weird as the OG one emulation turbo that is simply ontologically evil due to the nature of his willingness to throw everything onto the line even if it’s his own life in a self destructive path towards uncaring gods (players and devs) in order to fulfill his purpose to race Everything that is made after is of hate, spite, and horror. can OG turbo overwrite the clones Dude, turbo torrent, bro starts selling people bootlegs The artbook concept art and deleted scenes are such a different movie Data sora would’ve been the perfect one to have in WIR The metatextual conundrum of having wir as a KH world implying that all video game characters have souls beyond their coding and that the player and ephemer are merely believed to be from another game I mean that’s been a thing in kingdom hearts since tron’s world and coded and 2’s fake twilight town. The KHUX rendition of the movie is mad funny because Ralph just picks up the player to bring them places and a lot of KHUX in hindsight is “when your custom character is in cutscenes” but a good chunk of KHUX is Disney filler but WIR is mandatory God I wish Ralph got as much attention and love from Disney as they did with Frozen, which is an alright movie, but sometimes I get flashbacks to let it go and feel my soul wither because it was absolutely inescapable Anyone remember constable frozen Why doesn’t Ralph, the more powerful guy, simply pick up the heartless and beat them to death I bet he gives out Great hugs how could the nicelanders hate him he just had a 9 to 5 I got sick of KHUX missions man Fuck you its agabarah again The cybugs fusing with heartless is a terror if they ever managed to escape the confines of game world At one point king Candy offers his hand to the player to rule together and the player just smacks his hand away and player just keeps thwacking him with a keyblade and beating him with a stick Since KHUX shut down, he really was the final boss Other sequel based ideas What about a computer cafe taking attention off the arcades A new and better arcade to be in like a rival one Home console rivalry where the arcade guys get in because of those little compilation games Normal version of the games from the arcade that didn’t have like the amount of built up arcade lore and possibly had their own localized version of Turbo but with another character More games that are out of work because they got overtaken by more popular stuff So many ideas absolutely left to ROT Tv series about exploring different game genres and game parodies Vanellope meets more Japan based games and gets into a dragon quest parody since DQ was one of the big console games since it wasn’t arcade based Ralph visits an MMO and ends up somehow playing rampage How come the companies don't SUE the other companies for memes about their characters or also having a character not from their game within the game all of a sudden Tbh Tobikomi went bankrupt That doesn’t mean they probably didn’t get snatched up by some other company to add to their IP library They didn’t fight home consoles or collectors trying to seperate the cabinets or like weird bootlegs like my gamer brain starts barking out uncontrollably as I silently tap my foot That’s just Toy Story And Toy Story was good for a while so I’d take a more Toy Story based approach The movie’s outdated before but it’s even MORE outdated now because Twitter doesn’t exist, it’s just called X now lol. Lmao even. Bananza is just wreck it Ralph if it was real The tie in movie games and sites aren’t a thing anymore, we just get a phone app and hashtag campaigns Turbo is static coded and cabinet man coded, what other generic AMV songs can we use The mind electric? The ruler of everything. Sour bill is his beautiful wife? Phantom racer is the song to describe him “Holy shit some guy showed up on the racecourse and he’s killing everyone” Think about the protomen Act 3 never ever At least we got the hounds “Dr light killed a woman in cold blood with a robot what a genius action not like I Dr Wily would ever do that and then frame him for the deed” “What was her name” “Who give a shit” There’s layers to his hypocrisy for outing Vanellope for being a glitch when he is one and constantly hammering in that Ralph is going turbo like it’s a taboo and he revels in the fact that his name has become a legend “Because of you, Ralph, I’ve become the most powerful virus in the arcade!” Is that. Is that the bug. He would’ve murdered everyone without a second thought and with a gleeful smile Yeah like in that AMV where he’s using Sonic.exe’s hill song The ultimate evil though is that Litwak goes bankrupt and turbo immediately gets snuffed by an antivirus and for what lmao Some random hacker comes and is like “damn that’s a crazy ass mod don’t worry I got this” and sprays turbo with malwarebytes and contains him to a virtual machine while going “ewwwww” Well Sonic is also there so tbh he could just go Super on his ass and vaporize him Swat him like a bug “Crush 40 started playing in the background, we’re cooked!” “They just put on find your flame, they’re gonna QTE us to death!” Sonic has multiple arcade games they could’ve had mighty and ray cameo before gens Not localized to America. Actually they were in the same time frame (sonic gens was like 2012 or 13?) Wild to think about that one timeline wise Marvel vs Capcom on his ass The power of people who know enough video game lore to go “nuh uh” That’s meeeeeee What about the bug army Well they get a really big flashlight and a bug zapper Do some resident evil shit on him I like how for spinoff appearances since King Candy technically died in the OG movie the explanation is there must’ve been a backup copy or he respawned somehow and there were no downsides except sometimes he just becomes a bug hivemind. (EAT DESTROY MULTIPLY). Also his magic kingdom lines where he hops onto the internet and starts a fist fight over the mad hatter. According to Ralph breaks the internet rules this is actually true because if you’re reprogrammed into another game you can regenerate just fine and the backup wheel that they spent the whole movie getting is the reason KC respawned to begin with So uh. The entire first movie’s big moment is rendered moot because bro will just respawn. Eugh. In another dialogue bit all the kids from sugar rush gang up to kick his ass and another one he goes lurking on the dark web to perform identity theft and Vanellope gets him banned from all racing activities online Gramps going crazy in the freemium things they let him back in a car again in one of their F2P things but as King Candy and he dragged Sour Bill with him and notably he calls Turbo his least marketable form which implies he liked being King Candy more and also he spent 15 years as him so he has like. An identity crisis and dysmorphia because he’s like “I miss being a horrible eldritch bug. Bye.” I don’t know how he survived that horrible crash, or where he’s going to next. But I can’t help thinking there’s something strangely familiar about that car... "When did video games become so violent and scary?"Pokemon Centric
Pokemon Mystery Column
https://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery/ https://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery/column/01.html Sometimes when I feel like I'm going too far with rumors stuff I recall the advertising campaign they had during sun/moon with in universe pokemon conspiracy theorists which I'll briefly throw in some poorly ML translated excerpts below ofAncient ruins, time travel, rumors of aliens -- there are many mysterious things in the world that science alone cannot explain. Recently, there has been a loud rumor that all of these phenomena may be deeply connected to the familiar "Pokémon." So, our staff investigated some of the paranormal phenomena that are particularly known as "world mysteries" from various angles. What we discovered was that, as expected, it was the existence of "Pokémon"! From what angle should we look at Pokémon, will it hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the world? Let's uncover the whole picture!
Time Travel
Celebi and the story of a timeless trainer Mention of Dialgia and CelebiAs you can see, there are Pokemon that truly have the power to control time. Wouldn't it be strange if there were two Pokemon that can travel through time or manipulate it, or if there were people who traveled through different eras with the help of an as-yet-unseen "Pokemon with the power to transcend time"?
The theory that there may be life forms similar to humans outside of this earth has been around for a long time. However, no evidence has yet been found to support the existence of aliens or extraterrestrial civilizations. Could something hinting at their existence be happening before us, along with the shadows of Pokémon?
There is a rumor circulating on the streets that "there exists another dimension called 'Broken World' in this world." The "Broken World" is said to be on the other side of this world, a different dimension where common sense does not apply. Time does not flow there, and space is unstable. It is also said that the legendary Pokémon Giratina lives in this mysterious world.
"I heard from a friend of a friend that some bad guys called Team Something or other were trying to destroy the current world and create a new one, and they discovered it by chance. Apparently you can get there from the Spear Pole at the top of Mount Tengan in the Sinnoh region. That said, you'll need the powers of both the legendary Pokémon Dialga and Palkia."
Researching the mythology of the Sinnoh region reveals that Giratina was originally created at the same time as Dialga and Palkia. However, even after checking old documents, there were no detailed descriptions other than that it was chased away from the world because it was violent. As the investigation was proving difficult, a certain person, on the condition of anonymity, showed me a snapshot. This is the photo that is said to have been taken by someone who had visited the aforementioned Shattered World. A staff member who recently spotted a shadow at the Spear Pole said that this photo is very similar to the shadow he saw. The person who handed over the snapshot said that Giratina is quietly watching our world from its broken world, and that if anything breaks the laws of this world, it will become enraged and pull the person back into its broken world.
There are also Pokémon that have been artificially developed to be able to operate in other dimensions. It is said that Porygon Z's programming was updated with the aim of operating in another dimension. However, for some reason, it failed, and its behavior became strange. This may be a kind of warning from another dimension to humans: never set foot in it... You see, there must be some trick to it. Image processing technology has improved recently. The other day, someone brought in a photo making a fuss about a UFO, and it was actually a composite image of a Zebstrika! I can't forgive that at all!
Ah, I wonder how I can summon Giratina to my house? I'm pretty sure it appears when you try to distort the laws of this world. Well then, let's just erase this world with a curse (grins).
As you can see, there are many Pokemon that have the ability to access other dimensions. At this point, the existence of "humans" living in other worlds has not been revealed, but since Pokemon like Giratina already exist, it may not be so far-fetched to say that "people from other worlds" exist.
Ancient Ruins
Ancient ruins are scattered across various regions. Evidence found in these ruins has given rise to the theory that a "super ancient civilization" with more advanced technology than the present existed. Ancient ruins are structures built in ancient times. They range in size from caves and towers to ancient cities, but what they all have in common is that they contain records that suggest an advanced civilization existed there, and that Pokémon are worshipped as gods.
One day, as we continued our investigation, we received a letter from an unknown sender. The letter contained only one word: "Examine the characters." Using this mysterious message as a guide, we decided to investigate the characters in the ruins. In addition to the ancient characters found in the Braille tunnel I recently investigated, there are two other ancient characters in use. One is written using countless dots. It can be seen in places like the "Heaven's Hole" in the Kanto region and the "Fure no Tsukishi (Sealed Chamber)" in the Hoenn region. It is said that by deciphering this braille, you can encounter special Pokémon. The other is an ancient script commonly known as the Unown script. It can be seen in the Ruins of Alph in the Johto region and is very similar to the shape of the Pokémon Unown. Just like the letters, 28 different forms of Unown have been confirmed, and current research has not yet clarified whether the letters came first, or whether the letters were created in imitation of the Unown. Also, because no eggs have been discovered for this Pokemon, some researchers have come up with a new theory that it may be related to the Ultra Beasts. Perhaps by studying these Unown, we can get closer to the truth behind the ancient ruins. Our challenge continues.
Who created the ancient world and Pokémon? Arceus!?
Let me tell you about a mysterious experience that one Pokémon trainer had: he was in the Ruins of Alph with the mythical Pokémon Arceus.
Suddenly, everything went dark and he was teleported to another place. That place was the faraway "Shinto Ruins." Inside the ruins, which are said to have been created by the fusion of the cultures of the Sinnoh and Johto regions, there is a sacred stage called "Mitsubutai (Mystery Stage)," built to worship Arceus. Legend has it that when Arceus ascended there, time, space, and antimatter intersected, and the world was born. Arceus is also said to be able to give birth to Dialga, who controls time, Palkia, who controls space, and Giratina, who controls antimatter.
Ultra Beasts
Recently, there has been a dramatic increase in sightings of Ultra Beasts in the Alola region. They are said to be extremely dangerous creatures, possessing people and swallowing buildings. It turns out that the Ultra Beasts come from another world called "Ultra Space" through dimensional rifts called "Ultra Holes"!
What are "Ultra Beasts"?
Mysterious beings that came from another world, "Ultra Space." There are many different types of "Ultra Beasts," each of which is known by a code name within the International Police.
What is "Ultra Space"?
A general term for the other world where the "Ultra Beasts" live. It is said that many "Ultra Beasts" live here, but the details are shrouded in mystery. Furthermore, it is said that the Aether Foundation was trying to use the power of a mysterious Pokémon to open an Ultra Hole that would lead to the world where the Ultra Beasts live! We headed to Aether Paradise, an artificial island run by the Aether Foundation, where they research Ultra Beasts. We learned that terrifying experiments were being conducted in this place, where the Aether Foundation is said to be conducting top-secret research.
Also they mention Bill and how he fused with a pokemon and I like how in every game/story where it happens it's always a different mon and they make it weirder every time like in the latest iteration LGPE the Nidorino starts standing on 2 legs
Which words do you believe? It's up to you... Sun and Moon in general were also like the epitome of weird things happening in the sidequests with the ditto people and the mysterious old man who flew into space and the actual ultra dimension aliens including nihilego if pokemon was rated any higher we could have more legitimate horror stories instead of toeing the lines but the thing is what people make vs what gamefreak makes is like... more people oriented stories as opposed to the pokemon asidee from the haunted cartridges
literally the pitfall of gen 1 where you were meant to connect with the pokemon, but these days i feel like my younger self would be apalled by the total disinterest i have in some pokemon now as i look at all mon based stuff
You think rayquaza has ever just eaten a metior instead of a meteorite instead? I feel like XY's largest cultural impact outside of the anime with Ash was just the hex maniac design
They also might've canonized this particular hex maniac in masters, her name is Helena
Quotes from Masters
"Perhaps someone's trying to find it and they're forcing these people to keep quiet so it can remain a secret..." "There must be a secret organization behind this that's trying to cover up supernatural events!"
"Did you rewrite the laws of causality?" "Nighttime is when ghosts thrive... If you're frightened by them, you should think twice before going out... *giggle*"
"Because Pasio is an artificial island that was built so recently, it doesn't have much history yet..." "Due to the lack of haunted sites here, rumors involving the supernatural usually end up amounting to nothing." "On this tour, we will be visiting the various sites that have spawned these false supernatural rumors. Welcome to the fake supernatural tour..."
"I hear that the city is becoming more developed—and that information can now be easily shared over social media." "As clear and accurate information becomes more accessible, vague rumors about the supernatural are being taken less seriously."
"The supernatural is mysterious and scary. That's exactly why it piques my curiosity." "People spread rumors, and ambiguous rumors become distorted as they spread." "In the end, they remain in this world as tales of the supernatural!"
"You give off the aura of a main character... If you were in a story, you'd be the protagonist." "Usually, I don't get along well with bright and shiny personalities like yours. But you're different..." "Agatha, do you like to tell scary stories?"
Last week, I got a chance to speak with Junichi Masuda, a producer on X & Y. Surely, I figured, Masuda might have a clue as to what was going on with ghost girl? When I asked him if he knew about ghost girl, he was puzzled. “We didn’t put anything like that in the game,” Masuda claimed.
So I showed him the video, which he watched intently—and once the ghost girl came on screen, he sort of laughed and went “oOoOoOoO.” In fact, he said “oOoOoO” multiple times during our exchange, sort of with a smirk, but he didn’t say more about it. https://kotaku.com/almost-a-year-later-pokemon-x-ys-ghost-girl-is-still-1646738916
Rumor has it...
If I had to start listing the inspirations for Rumors aside from creepypasta and fighting games with jerks fighting at night (Blazblue, UNIST, P4A, Melty Blood) and pokemon glitches and glitches in general,I feel like a big one would be gaster hunting in undertale. Maybe Minecraft arg parodies alongside the doors mod...?
Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... Except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you... Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.
But What could be worse than not existing at all? Being replaced, I suppose. And technically in the OG story, all the way at the start, that's what happens to Ketsuban/Red, but now he's embraced the glitches in the space between 0 and 1 and has become a problem everyone else has to deal with. He's the boy and the glitch.
it hurts to exist Missingno as an error handler but an empty puppet being piloted by a vengeful child and if the foundation is removed the entire pokemon world in gen 1 would collapse onto itself because it's the garbage Data and that's what happens to old games and cartridges that don't work, right, everyone discards them for remakes and remasters and never lets them stand on their own, washed away by time. Guy who’s supposed to be a worldly guardian is shit at his job after encountering the local collapse of souls
People love to be somewhere they’re not supposed to be especially in video games and I'd like to somehow tap into that feeling I got when I was young and seeing stuff like video game creepypastas and out of bounds but simultaneously my brain is full of stupid brainrot memes
Can't do shit in creepypasta world
In creepypasta world you have two choices torture dimension Or annoying child
In creepypasta world no one goes for the unhaunted cartridge Oh mmm yummy burger and fries little did he know he had the unhappy meal with an evil burger and unsalted fries There is an annoying child and somehow this is worse then being trapped in the torture dimension
They took the house It was that baba yaba shit
One of the guardians: There are 10 rules to living in creepypasta world Some random: What if I got freaky One of the guardians: There are now 11 rules to living in creepypasta world
It would suck to live in fnf world because you’d b grocery something and have to deal with like, bf rap battling to haggle prices and then the groeceeh store would explode
In my boxer shorts grabbing white bread and Freddy fazbear is there Hey man
Cursed ass bootlegs Be not afraid Damn this shit scary af!!
I feel like a massive chunk of video game Creepypasta could be more believable by making the adult protags into children who would unnecessarily point out details and cry and sob over evil monster scary blood while meanwhile every adult should be semi cool and be like “damn, that shit’s crazy….” At least that’s how I would do it, since I’m just going by myself as a child being terrified of sonic.exe and then my dad immediately showing me horror movie shit and going “real scary stuff.”
Always be ready to throw hands in Creepypasta world i said i liked crash bandicoot during the steam sale and then sonic.exe came out of the computer to kick my ass because he felt miffed he Punched through my computer screen and spun dash on my legs AUUUGH then he kicked me in the ass OOOF
Slander integer underflow divided by zero
Embracing the worst version of yourself that no one will mourn to become STREET TIER
Torture dimension Or Annoying child
Bald note Does what it says
If there was an evil creepypasta guy in my house and the Snorer was there I think I’d be too distracted to get killed Jeff Tequila A thing of bleach
Doom guy clears Hire an exorcist What a horrible night to have a curse
The creature feature we went to watch a movie... little did we know... it was a feature... with the creature...!
Horror sans is on this beat Throw hands in creepypasta world I’m taking out my belt like Simon Belmont
goosebumps. We know the way to defeat herobrine... It was written in parkour!
it's kind of hilarious how vg creepypastas would go "ahhh he bled at me" while meanwhile castlevania was right there, half the protags would lose their mind at the giant ball of flesh in the PS1 game
Technically if we go back, every game glitch has a distant ancestor like how the umas have sunday silence as their ancestor
and that ancestor is pacman. His grandfather, the 256 maze glitch Polybius or Benjamin
I feel like in universe glitch mons would just be treated like ultra beasts Maybe they’re a little weird, but they could be our friends!
Concepts ranging from
Sprite splices and fakemon as in universe monsters and chimeras The variant breeding Or What if lucario was on all 4s Pokemon cryptozoology
Alt. Fosters home for imaginary friends but with creepypasta This is what they’re doing to Gold in the ruins of alph
Tbh the entire story is funny because on the one hand there's a Biker gang of judgmental children and teenagers with superpowers in the absurd and overly nice pokemon world and it sucks to live in creepypasta world where you can't do shit I wish imagination Terapagos was real, this would make in universe justification far easier. We have Pokemon that can literally bend reality to their whims, I think a Pokemon making stuff up based on things that don’t exist isn’t that farfetch’d.
Bday list (I copied this off tumblr years ago and I forgot to add the source so if anyone spots it let me know ) Lost silver- 6th June Glitchy red- 31st August Better than a beta (Beta Kotone) - 8th February Abandon lonliness (Lonliness) - 2nd September Abandon lonliness (LEAF) - 10th February Blue tears- 6th September Tarnished Gold- 26th August Pokemon Dead Channel (BRVR) - 6th November Prevention of evolution (EEeEE) - 22nd October Crystal Hack- Roughly 22nd August Creepy Black- 27th June
More than annoyed/Sad. More than sad/Unhappy. More than unhappy/Suffering. More than suffering/Abandoned. More than abandoned/Alone in the world. Worse than alone / Exiled. Worse than exiled / Dead. Worse than dead / Forgotten. Le Calmant
There's an artist that fits the vibe, that and kinitopet I saw them on pinterest, it was like a catgirl surrounded by windows interface desktop Edit: Ah, their name is fluorurodecobre...?
PokeLeaks and Rumors
combining my niche sleeper interests (worldbuilding, mythology of various regions (greek pantheon, yokai), folklore, horror adjacent things, weird glitches and rumors in video games, creepypastas, scrapped content, religion, concept of mirror worlds ) with my more popular interests (internet culture, pokemon, OC making, research) to make some kind of project that's taken off more on the coding side than the actual writing sidethe truth is not always what's written down on text myths can easily contradict each other and people can pick and choose see: literally most greek mythology
Person making up all this lore but hadn't played legends Arceus, which would probably provide a far better in depth look and feelings but just has not had the opportunity or willingness to buy the game whatsoever... edit: lmao
huge pokemon leaks are basically the pokemon equivalent of the superbowl
the surreal leftovers of a world left to fend for itself knocking on the door and going "hey, don't we deserve to exist too and be like, visited and paid attention to?" and arceus said "nah" destroyed concepts just gathering into their own void of existence and anyone who could've handled it like the creation trio stood by and said "wait, let them cook, i wanna see what happens"
the balancing act is the most difficult part because trying to write creepypasta esque characters to fit into pokemon's tone is a hard route especially since most reactions will be "oh.... gore.... gore of my fav...." or like, "why are you making such a wildly heavy topic for a children's game." because i'm having fun here. i'm making things up. it's free. i like doing worldbuilding, for fun.
plus its like, okay, how many pokemon can i make evil before things just become stupid. pokemon don't have the sense of morality to be evil in terms of human evil or pokemon evil
the scientific debates clash with philosophy and psychology and religion because pokemon are creatures humans have lived with for periods of time and they still don't know everything about them there are people from the "animals exist" timeline mucking things about
it goes by many names but for now, we're calling it the void rumor hunters!!
"I faked it. I reverse engineered pokemon gold, silver, and crystal source code and intentionally made the programming super incompotent as a joke. I did it in assembly, my favorite programming language, as a gag. I then proceed to do that 600 more times with very minor tweaks to the translation also as a joke. i then wrote code by iwata that wasn't incompotent as a joke. i also made a new bad gameboy emulator as a joke. I then drew hundreds of sprites ranging from barely started to completely finalized and wrote dex entries and fake moves for everything as a joke. I also wrote hundreds of fake emails, you guessed it, as a joke. i also intentionally programmed in bugs, made fake bug reports, and refused to address the bugs all for a laugh. and i did this in six languages as a joke. you all fell for it."
Who's your favorite OC concept Guy who is the manifestation of bootleg cartridge full of multiple games who is basically the resident evil 4 merchandise
stop hoarding things on discord especially things that will become obsoleted if a company blows up your server
i've got to come up with some fakemon on my own too
but i just have terrible ideas in mind like, larger eevee i swear my eevee got bigger and no one believes you in the slightest eevee (but big) invisible flying eevee that's too fast for the normal eye that was supposed to be in alola but I made a cool sprite of it
terrible fakemon ideas all around but more importantly it would never be real because gf won't add more merch to the eeveelution chart
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Floating debuff above my head that says :unemployed