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I have no rhyme or reason as to when I play or drop.
A Fall without Focus
Duet night abyss
We are removing the gacha
Cool
Just gaming now
What is that thing
Ugly creature on my screen
Not cute at all
I miss paimon
If she had a hat she’d be fine I guess
This one girl is like “we have ff14 at home”
it feels like someone's ff14 character snuck into this game
that's just the level 90 crafted magic fit and a summoner book
i know what you are
Using the power of thoughts we can unlock characters
Her attack is deploying the pig
Everything I do reminds me of her
Hoyo games
Actually JK it's the costumes and weapon skins now
You can see the precise areaas where the gacha was like surgically removed from the package and yet the feeling remains
I miss miitomo
I have no clue when the mii maker thing is even coming out tbh
Out of the three launches Stella sora is colorful in terms of its aesthetic and music and gameplay loop, but not much incentive for me to keep it aside from like maybe if it’s on PC and the story updates Chaos zero nightmare confuses me and I’ll probably keep it a while until I see something that makes me drop it Tricky is a must stay but that’s because it’s silly Also duet night abyss finally came out so when I have the time…. Disney has evil villain royal academy gacha game anime Guy who likes turbo: Is turbo in it No I sleep
Stella Sora Lame guy MC Cool girl MC The CRPG era What if vampire survivors in 3d? It’s the breath of the wild hill So called free thinkers when they see a character walk up to a hill Is that me in a coffin My character The final fantasy 14 aoe attacks from WOW are also here The games have them Sword girl has a tamagotchi on her Peak They wished for the gacha mechanic Idiots They’re broke and jobless Relatable The artifacts are gonna be like genshin artifacts I’ve played these games before Amnesia is a common problem with the trekkers Their memories taken by the system They’re just in a regular van picking people up??? Funny system tbh News system This girls swords are too powerful so she needs someone to wield her and it’s gonna be the MC somehow The classical music was certainly something I wasn’t expecting This game seems like it’ll be fun but I could do without a gacha Such is the life of an F2P I’m the only one with a modern phone in this world Flip phones are swag though Destroy this loan shark Blow her up Why is she fixated on our car We need to protect the orphanage so this girl got a baseball bat This game said “nothing good comes from putting power in the hands of people who don’t deserve it” We need to destroy big corpo Only lady crazy enough to send children into the big sacrifice tower Now we have to teach them to give them memories because otherwise they’re drained of their souls Also there’s dialogue options that lead to different chapter points Let’s teach these kids things! You can only improve with the fundamentals This might be the next Dragalia lost for me Oh so it’s gonna die then Welll….. Yeah so our main characters joined a gang We cannot deal with company conflicts so we need to make our own company
I found out what happened to Hero Ball Z It turns out there is a fate worse than being a dead game GETTING TURNED INTO CRYPTO
Mihoyo Games
Star Rail
star rail cloud mode edition
i login
i get the new dan heng
i log out
i uninstall the game
i mean eventually i'll get back to all the stuff i was supposed to be doing but right now i'm kind of in website development mode so I can properly log and tab everything which means a lot of file transferring back and forth so I don't have the time or brainspace to fully login
Back on the star rail
I lost all my stuff because I had two different connected accounts but I’m making sure I don’t do that now
Star rail feels like a game that if you reset you’ll be fine since it’s an rpg but if you have to reset in genshin you might as well not even bother replaying because that game is far more socially event driven
Also I feel like having more of an established cast with the astral express means I wanted to see more of March and the gang’s goofy and fun and sometimes dangerous train adventures as opposed to traveler going solo
Like I know genshin is open world but I feel like it would make a kickass RPG
that is because I like RPGs more than open world…
Anyways, I blazed through the tutorial level and then went on my way to Starlo… Jarlo… yeah.
I know there was a very large union VA problem but I guess there were a bunch of replacements because Stelle sounds way more aggressive compared to how light she sounded before
It’s an interesting change I guess. Kinda sad, I liked the OG voice…
I think I switched around dubs a few times in Genshin because I wanted to hear how different everyone sounded…
Games too big so I downloaded cloud for that one if I ever replay it.
I lost my preregistration stuff…
The game: nah you didn’t
Swag 100% I got my sandwich pfp back!
Wooo first summon
Light cones. Nothing but light cones.
I think it’s awesome that I can just log in now and get event stuff because the events are mostly permanent and not FOMO minus the collab
I tried to do a trial and I don’t know who these characters are or what they’re doing and I’m scared
Who are you people
Like there’s a holy angel and a wolf woman and some little rocket children and a flying unicorn and I’m just here like “uhhhh, Dan heng.”
What did I miss.
They’re fighting a beautiful knight.
I can get achievements with trial characters…
Completely serious guys versus unserious guys because we got the dark blade of shadows and the little children launching guys into space with the beautiful Pegasus mem… thing.
There’s a catgirl thief.
Vergil is also here but a woman
Hoyoverse loves dmc.
There are TWO VERGILS
They’re both doing the judgement cut
I’m fighting a dinosaur robot.
What. Huh?
This is all so new to me and it feels like sensory overload
Last time I was here I was going to like the planet of fantasy dragons and shit. What.
There are biblical angels sending the wrath of the lord by using the blade that sundered the earth and the dinosaur destroying meteor
That is what I get for not paying attention to the game on social media whatsoever
Meanwhile there’s like a lalafell running around launching people into rockets and herta got a witch hat now
Time to twirl.
The bartender guy look kinda nice though.
No magic powers, he’s just a guy.
Herta.
The Herta.
Anything I’m likely confused about is in honkai impact 3rd, which I’m sure has a dedicated fanbase, but I’m not doing that, I’m busy.
We’re doing the tutorial warp again
So far all I’ve gotten is one march.
This tutorial roll kind of sucks for getting new units.
Dude.
Who did I get.
Himiko.
I think I’ll save the golden spirit thing for later.
Archer joined the party without my consent and now this team looks absurd because I just finished space station herta and this man just manifested out of the aether to go “sup.”
Could go back to story now, or I could clear the herta missions first… decisions, decisions.
If I do story, I could be properly caught up to the events. But I also need resources..
Hm.
I’ll do a coin flip or something.
Prior to Account troubles and needing to reset...
Star Rail (Jarlio VI, equilibrium 1.):
The romantic start period I think is over and it’s back to doing the same grinding that I did with genshin minus the fact that it’s more convenient
to play this game in short bursts instead of needing to do that open exploring thing, I can’t do that, my brain cells will only get me to explore one
area instead of doing it all. Anyways, uh, Topaz made me learn about the stock market but when I rolled for both fire units I ended up with Himeko. Very cool.
Wow
it’s a good game but in good conscience I can’t recommend it lest someone blow up their wallet
I spent way too much time on Star rail this week and the game only gave me light cones. I went from no rank to rank 26 and I think I fried my brain a bit.
I do not like findie. Please tell me there’s an option to keep it quiet. It’s silly little beep beep beeps do nothing for me.
A lot of stuff I thought was interesting about that one guy I used to have in HSR pre account reset isn’t even that unique because there’s a whole genre dedicated to guys like him since I’ve been trying to check out other gacha types and seeing bits of their plot that made me go “okay what story are all these things following because I swear I’ve seen this on mangadex years ago in a manhua that was pulled from webtoons”
People love making powerscale tier list systems throughout all regions religions and history because like wuxia
Xianxia flying sword cultivation pill herbs martial arts is the equivalent of sun wukong beating all of the gods
vs Hercules being the ultimate Greek guy to the modern equivalent of Isekai level menus vs regular Goku vs anime bloodlines vs like, idk. Jojo stands.
Storytelling is the same.
Idk what I’m putting in the library section here aside from video game novel adaptions/mangas. Probably just stuff I feel like is genre essential like the “101 of so and so” game. Like how dragon quest is the big grand dad of all JRPGs and you can trace a lot of stuff back to OG mythology stories for storytelling.
Genshin Impact
I haven’t touched Star rail or genshin impact in quite some time and I’ll go back when I want to go back versus when a shiny new thing drops and I have to be there.
I like to imagine that my characters are having some sort of nice offscreen adventure.
Genshin Lantern Rite: Cut for space. One day I’ll probably just go “nah” and delete the game since I’m always on the fence with this one. And it takes up so much space… (lol.)
Purging all genshin related info from my mind as soon as I saw a glimpse of it online or anyone talking about it IRL has left me clueless as to who anyone actually is or their importance or anything else because I had zero interest. This Diluc guy is cute. Apparently a 5 star. But I know nothing else. Genshin is kind of. Overwhelming? There’s a lot of stuff to do. I’m running around clueless getting the aetheryte teleport thingies while also doing quests and upgrades. It’s probably going to be my next big time sink like how I was with FF14 for a year.
Genshin returned for like a single moment and then faded back into the bgx.
Age verification was easy as hell tbh, idk why I sat on it so long
TBH I forgot to get a link after the age verification thing so I gotta start from scratch but I didn’t get very far in either game lol aside from getting like most of the teleports in genshin instead of progressing MSQ and star rail I didn’t even get to World 2 b4 my behind got way too invested in simulation runs
My Genshin account was saved because I remembered which email I used but it would honestly probably just be faster to just make a new star rail account and get back to the end of Jarlo VI versus trying to have dual accounts because I will forget easily
Rip my preorder bonus but whatever tbh
Doesn’t help the games are so BIG it’s impossible to have other games on the menu too
Do you think genshin cloud would work out for me?
The only thing I’ll really miss is the guy from the penguin event (Freminet) because I related to him a bit
Free Game
The cost is your soul
Design of a character who could be a protagonist trapped in a gacha game as a 4 star
Me and the random ass 4 star I got have a warriors bond now
The only consistent time I get any new units is lantern rite
Genshin cloud is the funniest way to experience the game
It looks so crusty
I can’t play the game like that it looks like 240p
I got used to it I just gotta remember to login for my 15 minute time like it's rations
So the genshin summer event has a real interesting thing going on where somehow I thought the prize was a free Bennett and not just his costume and I was gonna be a little grind monster but the moment I learned there’s no f2p unit I lost all interest
I want to play when I want to play, not because I have to play.
Hoyoverse: people like uhhh. Pokemon, right.
You guys like animal crossing?
Can’t wait to have to roll for furniture and look like the white pharaoh
I mean palworld gang also made their own animal crossing lookalike
Everyone wants a slice of that new horizons money
Cookie Run
CRK Running
It’s been so long they dropped me and my level 50 legends back to 100 trophies
Last time I played seriously was Disney and that was like, 2 years ago
I got burnout
Didn’t even get to see the clown guy
I played ovenbreak for as long as like, when the millennial tree cookie episode was still new and everyone hated the card invoking update and hello kitty and mimmy collabed and rainbow gacha didn’t exist but they gamified it too much and now I just feel like there’s way too many cookies I haven’t gotten and gone around to playing so I just don’t play anymore because it’s overwhelming.
I got burnout hard after Disney and BTS and I’m still on like, chapter 11 of the OG story but I’ll work on playing through, I could really do with a recap though
Arena is mad funny because there’s no filter or good tier system so you end up with team full of characters someone forgot to properly load out and SUPER TURBO WHALE GUMBALL DESTROYER 5000 all within the same page loadout
Tbh trophy race also had the same issue in OG cookie run before they decided to remove the cookie based gacha and now it’s just an unlock system
What I remember:
Uh so the gang builds a kingdom and idk if I met pure vanilla yet, think that was the last chapter, but tower of chaos also happened and white lily crashed out because she was born to be eaten and I think there’s like a princess contest with hollyberry cookie for her successor since she’s been adventuring and now Pitaya dragon is attacking and knight and princess are trying to fight him
Note: pitaya’s tail became knight cookie’s pet in ovenbreak but there’s no pets in kingdom
There’s some bits of story hints that come from game to game like snapdragon being an alternate snapdragon compared to the one in ovenbreak but that’s because every single cookie run spinoff is like its own universe spin onto itself like how dozer cookie from OG ovenbreak is in like the 3D one and some guys were still trapped in the zombie one and basically, cookie run is a whole franchise now and there’s a bit of commitment needed to do all the stuff but I’m good.
Extra bits:
I think if ovenbreak ever crosses more stuff with kingdom they’d probably need to revamp a ton of the story again (RIP skater cookie for falling into the void of story irrelevancy) because dark enchantress is still super evil but they also changed that in kingdom itself to have white lily apparently be split apart to absolve her of her cookie war crimes and last time I checked the wiki I think they basically just drafted the kids against the god dragons so ovenbreak and kingdom are both just having a gaggle of children cookies fighting for their lives out there. In the trenches. BTS and teenieping are also there depending on which game collab you got. Sonic too. I wish I had Sonic but I literally forgot to play when the event happened.
I did not get the last BTS cookie in kingdom and quite frankly I’m sick of the event and cookie run kingdom micromanagement but that’s likely burnout from BTS.
Food fantasy
Food Dex
Light Kingdom
Sakurajima
Gloriville
100%
Lost cuisine
24/48
Some designs I sort of like that I’ve summoned
Cookie
Macaron
Udon
Mashed potato
Baguette
Molten chocolate cake
Salad
Tiramisu
Milk tea
Fried Chicken
Food fantasy is like a game that somehow is still chugging in the English version despite having not received any English voice actors for years at this point so a bunch of them are mute, I haven’t bothered with the main story at all outside of like, maybe I was in area 4 or 5 and everyone was still trying to nab rice and we found out the research area was making food souls into fallen angels and literally I don’t know who is funding this game to continue existing in it’s like zombie esque state. The whales in arena instantly explode me.
Nikki Games
Stuff from my old game log ranging from 2024 backwards.
Infinite Nikki has some new events up but...
Playing a game when you want to play it versus playing a game because you HAVE to play it is a thing that games designed to play daily simply don't understand because they're designed so you have to spend every day doing some sort of thing. I'm still fighting the urge to be a min max grinder which is sort of a shame.
The intro period of infinity Nikki has ended and the first nice new little puppy event was cute but made me go “this is kind of like the events they used to have in Genshin” especially with the time gated parts and frankly I want to keep IN as a nice relaxing dress up game and not have to think about FOMO or having to always feel like I’m getting my arm twisted to keep playing or login to a different thing to do promotions for extra duties… it’s a combo of those types of games and MapleStory conditioning me to do grinding as if it was a job that has made me wary of games that really want you to be there everyday. (queue the image with that guy chained to the mushrooms).
Girl
I’m playing love Nikki
Alice entered a kingdom through a rabbit hole. It reminds Nikki that she’s going through the same story.
So apparently Nikki lore has her going through a time loop and Miraland changes every time as well as the summoning reason
Before it was an ancient queen, before the sea of stars update it was her mother’s dress, now Nikki is literally destined to this world but has also apparently failed to save Miraland multiple times
Also there’s multiple kingdoms at war but they have to use different styles to battle
Nikki lore is incorporated in the fact that the pinnacle of human civilization is their power to have drip
The clothes give you magic
Styling power
There’s an auto system to fill out the clothes but I’d rather do it myself
When the recommmend gives you an absolutely dog walking outfit and you just gotta sit there with your uncoordinated behind and win but feel like you lost
Cygames
Racing Report
If you know anything about the Japanese horse races you basically spoil the plot of uma musume since it’s about horse reincarnations living out their races
https://www.jbis.jp
Finally got enough shard pieces to unlock one uma’s costume and its vodka
Playing the waiting game is not fun because there’s a lot of umas I would probably want but I’m waiting for the NY units so I can get NY Opera O which luckily is her only other costume
Unfortunately I have no impulse control so I keep going for 10 rolls
I’m glad I picked like a random one to be my favorite and not a popular one because otherwise I’d be doomed
I’ve been watching horse races GLOBALLY. why am I watching Indonesian horse races now.
There are horse clones
The horse lore is going deep
Unlike deep impact who isn’t in the game or allowed to be in I think
Which uma can I relate to Pokemon
It’s a secret to you and me
It’s been weird to get into learning the IRL horses and watching them through video and then they die or are dead because they’re old horses. It’s sad, a bit, I think it’s definitely a testament to the game that people are getting attached to the horses but simultaneously it’s like. Hard to describe. It’s like vtubers if they were horses.
To our shining star of losers everywhere, thank you.
To the chestnut monster, may you eat as many dandelions as you want. The strong are strong after all.
I’m in too deep, I’m already nw envisioning what it would be like if Secretariat/Big Red and Zippy Chippy were added as like the Sunday silence/ manhattan cafe and evil haru urara American counterparts
US uma musume would be bizzare to envision, they wouldn’t use the idol girls but they’d love getting people to learn horse history.
Easy Goer and Sunday Silence were the other's double. The two were as close as the fingers of a fist. Both were the living embodiment of what people said when asked which gunfighter was faster: "I’d hate to have to live on the difference." "In the Preakness and Breeders' Cup Classic, rider Pat Day moved down the backside - and then he Remembered he was Pat Day - and then when Day folded up, Day allowed Sunday Silence back in the race. Day moved, and then he gave it back." "In the Preakness, while picking up another cross on his reins, jockey Pat Day appeared to grab too much right line canting Easy Goer's head to the right, and in the end perhaps costing him the race by the flare of a nostril. A classic classic! Everyone will remember the 1989 Preakness and its remarkable stretch duel as long as they live. Sunday Silence and Easy Goer were generosity personified as they battled. No quality of the Thoroughbred is more admired than courage, and these two outstanding horses gave everything they had in the Preakness. There was a winner, but there was no loser. In a duel for the ages, the two greats joined battle, they bounded cheek by jowl to the wire. The two greats even changed leads in unison at the top of the stretch. They ran side by side, head to head, so close together they were brushing again and again, with Easy Goer also brushing the rail and dangerously close to it. A jewel of a duel by a snout."
Moody horse, just let me win the February stakes…
Pot-8-o the horse somehow returned
T.M opera O summarizes her own events if you shorten hers and calls herself the legendary bard
I love my theatre girl so much
RPG El Condor had night owl for so many turns I didn’t even Know it could last that long in game
So anyways uma has an Isekai and gold ship is the final boss demon lord esque character
She pulls off the same thing during granblue
Glad they gave some gems for the speed up schedule because I was looking for water in a desert and honestly avoiding play8mg since I kept getting obliterated in the horoscope cup or
Switching between “she’s cracked” versus “she’s cooked” every career
My incredibly fast bakushin and incredibly smart wit based shin
Awesome horse
Evil horse
A true hero doesn’t choose their battlefield, which is a hard line for a horse otaku
Horse lore is funny because meisho doto dislikes opera o, not the horse, but the jockey, because he thinks the jockey is named tm opera o.
“the horse girls make me angry because its a gambling game and instead of horse gambling being an activity for me and chainsmoking old men its now an activity for people who like to draw anime girls. sucks especially because I used to be able to win okay cuts of money because at like casual American Kentucky derby parties most people don't know to bet on the Japanese horses and I did. I was the fucking Japanese horse racing guy. everyone wants to be that guy now that the horses are girls“
“Sorry man, I’m here for you”
real post I saw on tumblr
Pocket card jockey was just uma musume before uma musume....
They’ve added in daily free scouts?
Nope.
Lame.
only for anniversary.
It’s hot girl summer
Ma’am it’s fall
Skipping past the girl stage of horse girl and becoming entirely fixated on the horse is a direction for sure
Uma Musume
Horses Day 1
Umamusume. They are born to run. They inherit the names of horses from another world, whose histories were sometimes tragic and sometimes wonderful, and run ever forward. That is their fate. No one knows how the races waiting in the futures of these Umamusume will end. But they will continue to run, aiming only toward the goal in front of them.
What if horses were girls and also idols
One billion kromer
They don’t give you any breathing room they just throw you into the horse race and then the concert after
What the hell this is seriously a complicated system I thought this was just like a horse girl rhythm game
Opera Overlord’s story is confusing the hell out of me but I would roll if all horse girls were quirky eccentric weirdos
I’m trying to train my horse and meanwhile there’s an entire subplot about two girls eating food
There is a character who looks like the Rose Girl from Granblue. Her name is Rice Shower.
There is a horse that sounds like Mofurun.
This might be the Cygame that will fill my Dragalia lost shaped hole
Why are there robot horse girls
Horse.
Since I don’t care about PVP I can consider this my side game to train in the rogue like area of training.
A contract ending just means the run’s over. I thought I’d lose my unit or something…
So I completely flopped during Overlord’s training session so sometimes the RNG will just kick you on your face. In spite of the various flops Overlord pulled through.
I look onto the wiki.
Actual horses.
Huh.
Deploying my ultimate strategy of “unga bunga just go faster” netted me my first clearing of the URA finale with silence Suzuka
I might be cooked though, why was I yelling at my phone for her to lock in as if she was real.
Side Stuff (P5X released during this time too)
Some games need to pass like a grace period to determine if you’re willing to stick through with them all the way or not
P5X did not pass the grace period (
I’ll just keep up with it through social media since everyone will eventually meme all the plot points to death
), but horse game did
Like there’s only so many games I can play and it’s so big in GB
Same reason Nikki got out too but tbh that’s because I’d rather just focus on the fashion and ironically enough that hole is getting filled by its older counterpart Love Nikki
Horse memes are kind of going crazy, like the hieroglyphics I saw with kitasan black.
Part of my brain is going “bakushin bakushin bakushin! Bakushin bakushin bakushin!” On loop for a bit, that’s not good.
Horses Again
Invested in making my one star girls get to the top
Who cares about meta
Not in this academy
Day 1: delicious carats
Day 2: ice soup
Me like a few days ago: I mean it’s just a silly horse game, not much can happen with it
Me now: I will die for opera overlord, she deserves everything in life, she will win the musical number, I don’t care how many runs it takes
Gold Ship is also up there too
She’s a little gooby
The horses have the speed force
Lock in
Yelling at the phone like I had real money on the line telling her to lock in and gooooo
If I ever bet on real money for this type of thing I’d be cooked
Funny how the career before that I failed and got sent into bakushin bakushin bakushin
The emperor will overtake silence
Sounds incredibly cool but I’m just talking about my horse girl racing tournament
They put summons on maintenance
They can just do that, I guess
The view from the lead is mine
Not anymore
Side effect: I’m watching actual horse races now like how I got into f1 racing because transformers
They need to get secretariat/big red in horse girl game somehow
Indonesia triple crown with king argentine
Kudahsyat/Umazing
You know, it’s a good thing I’m not into the betting aspect at all aside from the gacha…
Going too deep, now I’m getting stuff aside from just the Kentucky derby.
Horse called dirty flirt…
Are they allowed to use those jingles and stuff… swear I just heard Mario kart jingles.
Animal crossing music…?
They’ve now got…. Minor inconvenience.
The OBLITERATOR.
I like the ones that are one full word. Whatarewedoing.
Goggles again (the horse)
That’s what people say when Digimon protagonists get announced
Got distracted by a jockey wearing inexplicably frisk’s shirt from Undertale
Japan collabing with the US to make horse girls of their horse legends
I like how most of the girls are like idoling it up and having their debut dreams but Agnes is about becoming like, horse god beyond her limits
I keep watching Toresen ondo and I just noticed the emojis have horse ears on them
The gacha gods give and they take
The essential memetic meta pick of the kitasan support which is like the best card and carries umas for years to come which I didn’t get lol
Caring about “meta” and “good stats” will make you very unhappy and I’m not rerolling
Compress your gifs
Do it
Dew it
I compressed too hard this shit looks like it’s for ANTS
My horse is a machine that turns 10% fail rate into 100% failure
If you know anything about the Japanese horse races you basically spoil the plot of uma musume since it’s about horse reincarnations living out their races
King halo has become an ura champion as well
https://www.jbis.jp
Haru Urara, bestest dirt runner in the world, beat the February stakes with a good score so I finally got the opening game free *3 ticket and I got Oguri Cap, the meme girl I know who’s always eating food
She’s a horse
They’re hungry.
I just realized, if they have cars, but no horses, then what the heck do they call horsepower in the universe
My recommends are in shambles, what do you mean HORSE AMVS and Japan World Cups.
Get back to the mines!
I miss dragalia lost. Now that I’ve effectively wiped my phone of internet usefulness (deleted Firefox for my finals) I use it less. Instead, if I want to do other stuff I have to do it on my iPad now because my laptop is fragile. It might implode if I have too many tabs open. I saw it flash a blue screen and feared.
And the way I play FEH is downright stupid with me mostly shoving units into barracks like it’s the Pokédex or something
Less site dev time, get back on that grind.
Dropped like Rocks.
I wish I could get through FGO...
FGO making a comeback was the last thing id expect to happen this summer but I still had the damn old account from 2018 so its back to the gacha mines. Nope.
Food fantasy. Switched to the JP version INSTEAD of the English version, and I definitely had a better time because the English version is definitely stilted. Not even every character has a dub anymore so some characters have no lines in English. Minor, but concerning: what’s more concerning is that some blurbs don’t show up in English either: the game is probably slowly dying.
The P5X Grace Period
Edit: Every time I look global is on FIRE so I'm glad i got bored and left earlyPersona 5 the phantom X There’s just a guy in Tokyo who has a pet owl and they let him do that No English dub When I first saw wonder all those years ago I was like “Tatsuya baby…?” And that feeling is still there somewhere. It’s the casino again Every p5 mainline will add in a new member to the casino so eventually it’s Wonder and Violet and Joker and whoever new will appear in the inevitable next game once the p5 milking period ends Persona fan excited to play games for first time This intro has been reused like how many times now The boys are fighting now Why are they doing all this Aura farming Bro is so nonchalant he had a dream about killing a man and then he shrugged and played the intro music of persona 5X and skateboarded to school I don’t trust trains in P5 cutscenes What if wonder is on the train in particular and then it’s a vengeance quest There’s for real just an Owl chilling in Tokyo Like that owl that lived in New York City Yeah Oh lmao his name doesn’t fit in the English handle so it’s Kamisiro instead of Kamishiro Nagisa-kun, his velvet room is a submarine under the ocean Literal sea of souls over here Neat idea Too bad it’s in a mobile spinoff I’d love a marine town persona game where Real Igor this time or nah Idk Sleepy boy. What is a Menace incident Free will power There’s a lot of things outright just happening that feel like they just copy pasted from P5 but the lack of anyone commenting on that scene was creepy Bro sucked a delivery man to the hell dimension They don’t let me walk down the escalator This is like persona 5 but they tweaked a few things to call it their new thing The water imagery is so cool though Cool sunglasses Persona the series is about aura farming tbh I’m sick of phone UIs The owl has a little robot persona That’s the old lady who has an idol persona right There’s only so many characters who don’t have NPC designs (eh, they have faces too…) We’ve got kamoshida at home type of man There’s just an owl on the guy’s knee Why can he see the future Wonder be having visions and like I guess the owl dies like Morgana did maybe Did that man shove a baby down the stairs What’s his damage Jonker The joker Phantom Idols They aren’t real Merope is just making phantom thief OCs The owl does a Henshin I’m in a car without a license He can summon random people Wonder is a weird protag He has regular parents Grown man beefing with teenagers over baseball Some kind of Scooby doo laughter but that’s a real menace to society In USA that man would’ve been pepper sprayed immediately This really is just p5 mobile, even has safe rooms.
Boring ahhh fight and I’m over here watching chat on auto battles for grinding out the realms I can change what songs play in the overworld playlist The subway slammer probably has an incredible subset of memes about how much of a loser he is but we haven’t seen them yet because they’re in China Like how their panda reaction face became a meme for a bit
The subway slammer guy is unironically pissing me off the more I think about it because everyone is getting apathy because of lore reasons and meanwhile this man is just sauntering around with his jollies harassing women for kicks and his excuse is that he got beat by a grade schooler girl once and he decided his path of evil was to harass every woman afterwards. Why can he teleport in the subway with the camera angles making him vanish in the crowd. Worldwide epidemic concept of “cops don’t do shit so people get away with every thing while they continue to harass poor people”. Said grade school girl comes back as a teenager and quit baseball because she felt bad she psychologically ruined the man but seeing the fact he still held a grudge over it in his mind palace made her go “this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen” which let her unlock her persona so she could kick his ass since he also attempted to shove her but was stopped by the girl’s friend.
The subway slammer is an actual Japanese problem that just feels like an absurd issue here for a different audience because not only does it feel like a “we have kamoshida at home” thing but also the subway slammer thing would not be as prominent here to be a singular person
USA does not have the politeness meek acceptance society thing that Japan has so if the subway slammer existed here someone would just beat the shit out of him especially if he was in the equivalent of New York he would be obliterated because New Yorkers hold a contempt in their souls. "As a new yorker, it is my god given right to be a hater", or something. I think New York has worse problems than subway slammers though.
Last time on P5X
Kamoshida at home drags the ex- baseball girl to his punishment area
They’re gonna hit her with the danganronpa execution man having beef with an elementary grader because of his skill issues She literally stopped playing because he quit and man still couldn’t get over it Misogyny
Why did she instantly have her arms crossed after her persona summoned Aura farming
Enough It looked raw as hell What’s with her banana fit They’ve got the genshin void So there’s no palace deadline unless I haven’t gotten far enough yet so in theory you could just grind other side stuff instead of the main story at allvoid to grind out in here too
The minute I saw the genshin equipment void I just didn't pick up P5X again lmao
P5X is “we’ve got persona at home” what do you mean villain 2 is a youtube reviewer who gives negative reviews and he fights Soy in a resturaunt and if soy loses the review bro will buy the resturaunt Imagine if the joker curse happens and the server shuts down early like how whenever he collabs with another gacha they die Play my gacha game Ok Joker 70 GB No joker Global might die early and it’s like it’s getting rushed compared to other servers, it’s competing with horse game, and steam summer sales put the royal on sale so people are just buying and playing that instead From what I get wonder’s band is like the b team for the thieves handling stuff that would normally just be mementos missions tbh
P1 and p2 having the status of Megaman of being shoved into the basement until they need to milk them for money which is why chances are if they get into the game they'll just be costumes like every other time